Pants on Fire

As this is my first post I felt I should write a little about myself. I am wealthy enough not to even consider the cost when acting on my purse fetish. My children are all cum laude graduates of world class colleges; navigating the highways and byways of life with ease and aplomb. While minor irritations and disagreements may mar our marriage, my husband and I never go to bed angry and are always in accord on the big issues. And I am tall.

Well, wish in one hand, shit in the other...